steve winter and i both corrected aaron, but hes being a huge jew bag and not accepting the fact that some of his aaronometry is wrong. as you can see in this picture
the indifferent face is equal to -0.5. but, it should be equal to 0, due to the fact that is is the neutral face, between both the sad and happy face. therefore, it should be exactly inbetween the two, which should be 0.
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The Original
The original Cochran Special is when you take a bread roll and insert chicken nuggets to make a chicken sandwich of sorts.
New (& Improved?)
The new and improved version features Cochran utilizing a vacuum cleaner to insert it into a girl's vagina. He then sucks out all her intestines, etc. and puts it inside his roll. Whatever is left over, he puts in a bowl, pours milk over it, and enjoys his cereal.
The History of the Cochran Special
This is where I store Cochran's stuff.
NOTE: Cochran's name is spelled C-O-C-H, not C-O-C-K. If you
spell if that way Cockran will probably masturbate on you.
What is a Superpower?
The term "superpowers" was used to describe nations with greater than Great Power status as early as 1944, but only gained its specific meaning with regard to the United States and the Soviet Union after World War II.
What is a Hyperpower?
A hyperpower is a state that is militarily, economically, politically, and technologically dominant on the world stage. The term was first used to describe the United States in the 1990s. It has also been applied, in retrospect, to the British Empire. A good argument as to whether or not the British Empire was actually a hyperpower is located here.
Welcome to N'Djamena's reference library for international relations. This part really needs expanding, but I put up information as it becomes an issue to me (or some foul knaves at PoliticsForum.org)...
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Now to the facts, Watson...
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The world is in turmoil. Huge bombs are exploding in Iraq. Terrorists are firing rockets into Israel. And Cochran has made Robin Hood.
President Bush was unavailable for comment, but many people shit themselves in defiance. A man named Saurabh (a common name) said, “We’re not exactly surprised, but it’s just different.”
In other news, a man named Steve went bezerk.